she'd dropped a big hint and i followed up.
stopped by the hollywood hustler store on sunset, got immediately swarmed by a gay man to whom i immediately made clear that i was shopping for my GIRLfriend. (hey, just trying to save everyone some time.)
and, by the way, YES, i was nervous walking in there.
dude transfers me to a woman, all goth and tatts and piercings and peroxide hair and probably fangs and incantations if you cross her.
she was quite helpful.
we got choices narrowed down to, you know, clitoral versus vaginal, all that, and not much later i'm walking out with a little gizmo that significant other was very appreciative of.
it also pretty quickly had a name, king henry, because she was hot for jonathan rhys meyers, who played henry 8 on the television show, the tudors.
i got to drive it a couple times. vroom. whir. bzzzzzz. touchdown!